The Bleach It Away Technique: A Guide to Erasing Last Week's Pizza Stains

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

For a successful Bleach It Away, you'll need the following:

• 1 cup of bleach
• 1 cup of hot water
• a scrubber of your choice

Step 2: Prepare the Scene of the Crime

Mop up any excess sauce or cheese, then drench the stained area with hot water.

Apply the bleach, making sure to saturate the area thoroughly.

Wait 5-10 minutes, or until the stain has reached a state of existential crisis.

Scrub the area with your chosen tool, applying gentle yet firm pressure.

Step 3: Rinse and Repeat (or not)

Wash the area with cold water to remove any remaining bleach residue.

Repeat the process until the stain is gone, or until you've developed a severe case of skin irritation.

Either way, you'll have a clean surface, and a newfound appreciation for the importance of proper stain removal.

Step 4: Breathe Easy