Scrub It Tight!

Get ready to remove those pesky stains from your favorite garments in style with our patented, totally-not-made-up, Stain Scrubber 3000.

Our unique, patented technology uses a combination of elbow grease, some science, and a pinch of hope to get even the toughest stains out.

But wait, there's more! Our Stain Scrubber 3000 also comes with a complimentary side of disappointment, as it often can't actually remove stains.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary feelings of optimism
• Long-term feelings of despair
• Uncontrollable urges to re-stain the affected area

Technical Specifications:

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