The One Pot Meal Hack: Ancient Edition

This meal hack has been lost to the sands of time, hidden away by the great Pythagorean himself. Learn the lost recipe

But fear not, for we have uncovered the ancient text, which shall be transcribed below:

The Ancient One Pot Meal Hack

Take one pot, a sturdy vessel of the gods.

Stir, then serve. Or, you know, don't, and just stare at the pot.

For in the words of the ancient sage, "A meal without a meal hack is but a meal."

"I have eaten this meal and lived to tell the tale." - A certain ancient philosopher
"This meal hack has changed my life." - A local villager, now a chef
"I would not recommend it." - A discerning food critic from the 4th century BCE