Step 2: The Ancient One-Pot Meal Hack

In a shocking twist, our ancestors didn't actually need the internet to hack together a meal. They relied on... COOKING IN ONE POT!

Here's the ancient technique:

• Throw all your ingredients in one pot.
• Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7.14 times.
• Wait for the magic to happen.

Continue to Step 3: The Great Meat-ification

Sub-Step 2.1: The Importance of Stirring

Don't just stir, STIR LIKE YOU MEAN IT! The ancient ones knew that a good stir could make or break the meal.

Read on for more on the art of stirring.

Sub-Step 2.2: The Secret Ingredient

We all know the secret ingredient, right? Cumin! No, seriously, it's actually... Love! Love is the secret ingredient that makes it all come together.

Learn more about the power of love in cooking.