Being Righter Than Everyone

A Guide

It all starts with a good dose of certainty. Make sure to inject a healthy amount of self-righteousness into your daily routine. A daily affirmations app on your phone can help.

Develop a keen sense of discernment. Learn to differentiate between fact and fiction, truth and falsehood. The internet can be a minefield of misinformation, after all.

Cultivate a strong sense of self. Know your opinions are the only ones that matter.

Practice, practice, practice. The more you're right, the more you'll be righter. It's a muscle that needs to be exercised.

And for the love of all that's holy, don't be a hypocrite.

Learn how to be wronger than everyone, for the sake of balance. Being righter than yourself: the ultimate goal.

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