The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Technique 1: The Power of Binge-Watching cat videos

Step 1: Find a comfortable spot, preferably on the couch with an abundance of snacks

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Step 2: Convince yourself that you're "researching" the topic

Learn about the art of rationalization

Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 until the sun has set

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And that's it! Congratulations, you've successfully procrastinated for hours.

Next prophets of procrastination, check out our guide to finding excuses.