Technique 4: You're Probably a Failure
This is the technique where you give up on everything and just pretend like it's not your fault. It's like, "Hey, the cat's got a cold, the bus is late, the coffee is too hot." It's a delicate balance of blaming inanimate objects and pretending like you're not just completely incompetent. Read More: Technique 5: Blame it on the Weather
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