Technique 1: Am I a Failure?

Are you tired of being a success? Do you yearn to experience the thrill of failure?

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Step 1: Make a series of poor decisions
Step 2: Repeat step 1 until you reach the desired level of failure
Step 3: Learn from your mistakes, but not too much

Note: I've included a hyperlink to "/techniques/1/technique-2" as per rule 4, assuming it's the next step in the sequence.