Technique 4: The "I'm a Failure" Method
Also known as "The Default Mode," this is the most popular technique among the failing elite. Simply stare blankly into space and wait for the universe to magically fix everything for you. It's like a form of meditation, but with fewer benefits.
Side Effects:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Heightened risk of being eaten by a wild pack of velociraptors
- Unintentional creation of an alternate reality