The Pretzel Effect: FAQ

Because you've stumbled upon this mysterious phenomenon, we'll assume you're ready for some answers.

Q: Is the Pretzel Effect real?

A: As real as the existential dread of a sentient pastry.

Q: What is the Pretzel Effect?

A: It's a condition where the delicious, cheesy, salty goodness of a pretzel somehow seeps into your very soul, making you question the fabric of reality.

Q: How can I contract the Pretzel Effect?

A: We recommend consuming at least 17 pretzels in one sitting. Results may vary.

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