Falling for it: A Guide to Succumbing to Your Own Desires
Tired of making rational decisions? Want to indulge in reckless abandon? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to falling for it!
Step 1: Identify Your Weakness
Take a long, hard look at your flaws and vulnerabilities. What gets under your skin? What sends you into a panic?
Step 2: Rationalize It
Convince yourself that it's okay, really, it's fine. That you're not really doing it, you're just... exploring your options.
Step 3: Take the Leap
Go all in. No holds barred. No regrets. (Except, of course, for the inevitable ones you'll have later)