Certainly, the most reliable method of mindreading through socks is the Sock Drawer Technique. Simply place a pair of clean socks on the ground, and as you gaze into their depths, you will be able to discern the thoughts and desires of those who have worn them.
More on the Sock Drawer TechniqueThis method involves using a sock as a puppet to channel the thoughts of those who have worn it. Simply attach a string or stick to the sock and use it as a conduit for the wearer's thoughts. Be warned, however, that this method is highly prone to sock-puppet-induced psychosis.
Learn more about the risks of Sock PuppeteeringIn ancient times, our ancestors used the patterns of lint in socks to predict the future and understand the minds of those who wore them. Today, we use it to predict the probability of socks getting lost in the wash.
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