Neonate Brain Wave Control

Control the brain waves of your most precious resource: the new baby.

Method 1: The Pacifier

A pacifier, but not just any pacifier. This one's got a built-in brain wave controller. We're talking mind control for the modern parent.

Method 2: The Neon Light Show

We're talking flashing lights, mesmerizing patterns, and brain wave control for the win.

Method 3: The Soundtrack to Sanity
A carefully curated playlist to calm the savage beast and get your baby to sleep.

Method 4: The Sensory Deprivation Chamber

Remove all distractions. Focus the senses. Control the brain waves.

Method 5: The Cuddle Bunny

A cuddly companion that doubles as a brain wave controller. Because who needs personal space?