**Welcome to the Society of Advanced Telepathic Mindreaders**
Where the boundaries of human understanding are pushed to their limits
The secret to unlocking the minds of those around you, and bending reality to your will
We're not just telepathic, we're telekinetic. We're not just reading minds, we're controlling them.
Mind Control Techniques | Brain Hacking | Telepathic Warfare
**Disclaimer:** The Society of Advanced Telepathic Mindreaders is not responsible for any mind damage, mental breakdown, or spontaneous combustion caused by our techniques.
**Warning:** Our techniques are highly experimental and should only be attempted by those with a strong constitution and a healthy dose of paranoia.
**Caution:** We have no control over the actions of our members, who may or may not be wearing a fedora.