In this groundbreaking technique, you'll learn how to boost your productivity, creativity, and overall sense of self-worth with the power of Caffeine.
Step 1: Drink 5 cups of coffee in a row. No, wait, 10.
Step 2: Eat a whole pizza by yourself. The more toppings, the better.
Step 3: Write a strongly worded email to your coworker about their incompetence.
Step 4: Take a 5-minute break to stare at your phone and wonder where it all went wrong.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you've solved world hunger, poverty, and world peace.
Advanced Caffeine Techniques: Injecting Caffeine Directly into Your Brainstem
Optional: Add a shot of espresso to your morning routine for an extra kick