Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Sail-Planing 3.0 is for those who dare to challenge conventional wisdom and risk it all for the sake of art.
Step 1: Ignore all traditional sail trim techniques and just wing it.
Learn the Fundamentals of Randomness
Step 2: Add an extra 100 pounds of ballast to the ship, just for the fun of it.
Understand the Physics of Unbalanced Weight Distribution
Step 3: Spray-paint the ship a bright, eye-searing shade of chartreuse.
Discover the Art of Visual Distractification
For more expert advice, consult The Advanced Trombone Method