Flailing 101: The Art of Throwing Your Arms Around Like a Lunatic

Learn the ancient art of flailing from the masters: the birds who flail for worms, the cats who flail for food, and the humans who flail for reasons we can't quite understand.

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Step 1: Choose Your Flail

Select your preferred flail style: the classic "flop and flail," the dramatic "flail with abandon," or the stealthy "flail while hiding behind a nearby object."

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Practice your flail in front of a mirror, a friend, or a bemused family member. The more you flail, the more you'll flail.

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