THE ART OF SCAPEGOATING

Chapter 3.5: Finding the Perfect Scapegoat

In the art of scapegoating, one must first identify the ideal candidate for the role. This individual should embody the perfect mix of blame-worthiness and non-accountability. A good scapegoat should be like a fine wine, getting better with age and bolder with each passing scandal.

Key characteristics of a good scapegoat include:

• Unfettered ambition
• Unshakeable ego
• Unrelentless incompetence

Once you've identified your perfect scapegoat, be sure to:

1. Document every mistake
2. Conceal all evidence of your own culpability
3. Publicly parade your scapegoat's failures for all to see

For more advanced techniques, see:

• The Art of Manipulation
• The Art of Accusation