Warning: Overthinking May Cause Brain Freeze
Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you find yourself constantly overanalizing, overevaluating, and overcomplicating even the most mundane tasks? Congratulations, you're an overthinker!
Here are some tips to help you further develop your overthinking skills:
- Practice worrying about the outcome of every minor decision, no matter how insignificant.
- Engage in lengthy, unnecessary research on trivial matters.
- Make lists of every possible contingency, including but not limited to, what to wear on Tuesdays and what to eat for breakfast.