The Pretzel Constant Theory is a groundbreaking new field of study that explores the intricate relationship between pretzels and the fabric of space-time.
The Pretzel Constant is a mystical number that governs the twisting and turning of pretzels in mid-air. It's a dimensionless constant that defies explanation, but trust us, it's real.
The Pretzel Constant has far-reaching implications for our understanding of the universe and the nature of reality itself.
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