Pretzel Toppings Galore: The Utterly Unrefined Guide

Chapter 3: The Most Unorthodox Pretzel Toppings

As we've established, there's a fine line between genius and madness. Today, we're going to push the boundaries of that line with the following pretzel toppings:

1. Cheeto Dust - Because who needs actual cheese when you can have a pinch of Cheeto dust? The dust is made from crushed Cheetos, and it adds a certain... texture.

It's like eating a pretzel and a Cheeto at the same time, but, like, in a good way. Read more about Cheeto Dust.

2. Spicy Tuna Surprise - For those who like a little excitement in their lives, we present... tuna. Yes, tuna. In a pretzel. It's like a party in your mouth, but, like, a weird party.

Don't worry, the tuna is sustainably sourced, and the pretzel is locally baked. Learn more about Spicy Tuna Surprise.

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