Getting Started with Zen Staring
Staring into the void is an art form that requires patience, dedication, and a strong sense of boredom.
Step 1: Clear your schedule for an entire day. Yes, an entire day. You'll need it.
Step 2: Find a suitable surface to stare at. A blank wall, a window, or a screen will do.
Step 3: Stare. Don't blink. Don't think. Just stare.
For bonus points: try to focus on a single pixel. The world will become a better place, we swear.
Ready for the next level? Advanced Staring awaits!