Today's forecast is brought to you by the Department of Emotionally Charged Atmospheric Conditions (DEAC)
It's a gloomy day out there, folks. The sun is shining, but only in your heart.
Temperature: 100% Chance of Swooning
Humidity: 100% Chance of Overthinking
Wind: 100mph of Self-Loathing
Click here for the Emotional Tornado WarningExpect a 90% chance of existential dread and anxiety.
Heavy precipitation of self-doubt and self-loathing expected throughout the day.
Visit the Emotional Floodplains for more information