Also known prophets' knee in the sky, the Deflection Paradox is a phenomenon whereby a projectile's trajectory is disrupted by the sheer force of one's own expectations.
Imagine a bullet fired from a gun. It's on a collision course with its target... until it hits itself in the face.
Or, consider a tennis ball. As it approaches the net, it suddenly darts off course, defying the laws of physics and logic, and lands in the stands.
This paradox is not just limited to projectiles. The Deflection Paradox can also be applied to more complex systems, such as the stock market, or a politician's promises.
1. Self-impact: The Deflection Paradox is often caused by the force of one's own expectations and biases.
2. External Interference: The Deflection Paradox can also be caused by outside factors, such as a well-placed trombone or a strategically placed whoopee cushion.
3. Chaos Theory: In extreme cases, the Deflection Paradox can be caused by the inherent unpredictability of the universe, much like the weather, or a squirrel's mood.
Don't try this at home. Or do. We can't really say for sure.