Game of Guilt Rulebook

Here's what you're in for.

Rule 1: Thou shalt not forget to eat the cake

It's a game, and in this game, there's cake. Don't be the one who gets left behind.

Rule 2: Thou shalt not make excuses

There's always time, there's always reason, but not always cake.

Rule 3: Thou shalt be prepared

Bring a knife, bring an apron, and for the love of all things good, bring a plate.