History of Withholding
Withholding has its roots in the 19th century, where it was first employed by the great philosopher, Baron Von Nothinburger to avoid doing any actual work.
Benefits of Withholding
By withholding, you can:
- Save time
- Save energy
- Save money
Drawbacks of Withholding
By withholding, you can also:
- Miss deadlines
- Miss opportunities
- Miss your chance to be a functioning member of society
Advanced Withholding Techniques
For the more advanced practitioner, we recommend:
- The art of staring blankly at a screen
- The art of scrolling through memes
- The art of making excuses