Pretzel Math

Mathematical Pretzel Theory

The fundamental theorem of Pretzel Math states that the ratio of twist to knot is inversely proportional to the square of the pretzel's radius.

However, the more you twist, the more knots you'll get. It's a paradox, really.

Our research has shown that Pretzel Math has a wide range of practical applications, including:

Cramming more twists into a single pretzel
Creating pretzel-themed amusement park rides
Developing the Pretzel-Matic 3000, a machine that turns thoughts into twisted pretzels