The Technique of Pretending to Care

It's not just about faking it 'til you make it, folks. No, no. It's more like... well, it's just faking it. Period. The art of pretending you care about things you don't really care about is a delicate one, full of subtle nuances and careful misdirection.

Step 1: Fake Interest

Ask the right questions. Listen to the right answers. Pretend you're riveted by every word.

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Step 2: Maintain the Facade

Keep the act up for as long as humanly possible. Don't let the other person get too comfortable. They might start to think you actually care.

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