A monumentally failed attempt at /techniques/5/monumental_failure/1, as evidenced by the following:
- 1. The user forgot to turn off the oven before leaving it unattended for the entire day, resulting in a charred, inedible disaster.
- 2. A nearby squirrel somehow managed to open the window and steal an entire bag of flour, rendering the recipe useless.
- 3. The recipe itself was actually written on a piece of toilet paper, which was later discovered to be a poor substitute for actual paper.