Are you tired of being merely competent? Do you yearn to transcend the boundaries of mere mortals? Look no further! This exhaustive guide will walk you through the most advanced techniques for achieving overachieving perfection.
Step 1: Set an alarm clock for 5am and start your day with an extra 3 hours of productivity.
Step 2: Learn to cook 7 meals per day and maintain a 500-page cookbook of recipes you'll never use.
Step 3: Write a 10,000 word essay on the history of dental floss and submit it to every major academic journal.
Step 4: Build an intricate 3D model of your house using only toothpicks and a can of soda.
Step 5: Learn to recite the entire script of 'War and Peace' backwards while juggling 5 chainsaws.