The Art of Setting Low Standards

Technique 3: Mastering the Finesse of Doing the Bare Minimum

In the grand tradition of Neo-Brutalist excellence, today we're going to explore the subtle art of setting low standards. It's an art that requires a delicate touch, a dash of apathy, and a pinch of disappointment.

Imagine, if you will, a painter who sets out to create a masterpiece. But instead of striving for perfection, they decide to just, you know, kind of sort of, do the minimum. They slap some paint on the canvas, call it done, and voilà! A masterpiece of mediocrity.

Or, take a chef who wants to create a culinary experience that'll leave you feeling...meh. They toss some half-hearted ingredients in a pot, heat it up, and voilà! A dish that'll make you question the very fabric of existence.

And so, we have technique 3: The Art of Setting Low Standards. It's a skill that requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to settle for less.

Related Techniques:

• Technique 2: The Art of Half-Hearted Effort
• Technique 4: The Art of Halfway There, Then Giving Up

				// The code for setting low standards in JavaScript
				var lowStandards = {
					minimalEffort: 0.5,
					halfwayThere: 0.75,
					almostThere: 0.9,
					giveUp: 1
				};