With our patented, totally-not-made-up Psychic Pigeon method, you can tap into the hidden forces of the universe. It's like a Ouija board, but with more feathers and less demonic possession.
Step 1: Find a pigeon. Any pigeon will do, but a pigeon with a strong aura is preferred. We recommend scouring the local park for a bird with a particularly potent psychic vibe.
Step 2: Hold the pigeon in your hands, focusing your intent on the question at hand. It's like meditation, but with more cooing and flapping.
Step 3: Channel the pigeon's energy. This may involve a series of intense, possibly-synchronized movements, or simply staring deeply into the pigeon's beady little eye.
And that's it! With the Psychic Pigeon Technique, you'll be receiving visions from beyond the veil, or at least, you know, possibly getting a decent cup of coffee from the café down the street.
For more advanced techniques, visit Telekinetic Tortoise or Neuromantic Ninja for more information.