You're about to embark on a journey of discovery, but prophets of doom are whispering in your ear, "Don't do it."
But you, dear reader, are a rebellious soul. You've got a fire in your belly, a twinkle in your eye, and a sneaky heel.
First, you must assume the position. Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart, toes pointed slightly outward, and your knees slightly bent. You're not just standing, you're plotting.
Next, you must bend your knees, keeping your weight centered over your heels. This is not just a stance, it's a declaration of independence.
From this position, you can spring into action. You're not just moving, you're making a break for it.
Now, you're in the sneaky starting position. The foundation for greatness is laid. The world will never be the same.
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