Step 1: Patty Prep - The Unforgiving Process

Step 1 in the revered process of flipping a perfect burger involves preparing the patty. A patty that is worthy of the gods.

Start by taking a lump of meat (beef, chicken, or that weird portobello mushroom thing) and shape it into a patty. The patty must be symmetrical, yet slightly imperfect. Think of it as the Mona Lisa, but with more grease.

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