Intermediate Palm Flip: A Study in Frustration

You've made it to the next level! Congratulations, I suppose.

Now, you're expected to flip your palms in a more complex sequence. Don't worry, it's still just as painful as the last one.

Here's a breakdown of what you need to do:

Step 1: Flip your palms 5 times, then spin around in a circle while making "whooshing" noises.

1. Flip 1: Watch a tutorial video of a palm flip gone wrong
2. Flip 2: Read the fine print on your palm flip insurance policy
3. Flip 3: Consult the Palm Flip Council of Experts (PFC)
4. Flip 4: Practice in front of a mirror while making funny faces
5. Flip 5: Call your mom for moral support

Once you've completed all 5 flips, you can spin around in a circle while making "whooshing" noises. Don't worry if you get dizzy, it's supposed to be a challenge!

Good luck! You'll need it.

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