Because the first 200,000 tabs you opened didn't have enough information.
You've reached the pinnacle of internet browsing, where the only way to learn anything is to read everything.
1. Start by opening 1000 tabs at once.
2. Read each one for 5 seconds before moving on to the next.
3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 until your eyes bleed.
Optional: Take breaks to eat Cheetos and cry.
For more advanced reading techniques, see: