Extreme Papergooding Technique: The Art of Folding Paper with Frenzy

Folding a piece of paper into an origami crane takes skill, patience, and dedication. But what happens when you add a dash of madness to the mix?

Enter the Extreme Papergooding Technique, where the goal is not just to fold, but to FOLD. With reckless abandon. Without regard for safety or sanity.

Warning: this technique is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, or better yet, proceed with reckless abandon.

Subtechniques:

• Unhinged Folding - where the goal is to fold as many times as humanly possible before collapsing under the weight of one's own madness
• Infinite Refolding - where the goal is to refold the same piece of paper ad infinitum, ignoring the laws of physics and sanity
• Flailing Folding - where the goal is to fold with such ferocity that one's arms flail about wildly, threatening to knock over nearby objects