The Art of Actual-Bacon-Cheeseburger

It's a delicate balance of salty, sweet, and savory.

Step 1: Select the Right Bacon

Don't be a poser with your bacon. You need thick-cut, smoked, and preferably artisanal.

Actual-Bacon-Cheeseburger is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

Step 2: Conquer the Cheese

It's all about the gouda, baby.

Don't even think about using pre-shredded. You'll ruin everything.

Step 3: Assemble the Masterpiece

It's not just a burger. It's a experience.

You'll need a solid understanding of umami and a willingness to get messy.

But first, you'll need to learn about the secret ingredient.

Or, you know, just wing it.

Results may vary.