Adjusting the Dials: A Guide to Tuning into Oblivion

Warning: what you're about to learn may cause severe damage to your sanity, relationships, and overall sense of purpose.

Step 1: Tune in to the Oblivion Frequency

To begin, you'll need to attune your receiver to the Oblivion Broadcast Network (OBN). This can be done by setting your dial to channel 42.5, or by consulting with a local expert in the field of Oblivionology.

Step 2: Adjust the Gain to Maximum Step 3: Wait for the Oblivion Waves to Overwhelm Your Senses

Remember, the key to success is to not think about it too much.