Because sometimes, you just need to make a point, and that point is that you are the center of attention.
Reflecting someone's words back at them, like a hall of mirrors, but without the risk of causing existential dread.
Asking the other person to explain something, over and over, until they realize you're not actually listening, but just pretending to.
Pitfall yourself in the depths of their response.
Ignoring the conversation, while pretending to be fully invested, like when your partner is telling you about their feelings, and you just happen to be checking your phone.
And that's just the beginning! Explore the world of Advanced Listening Techniques, where the art of conversation becomes an art form.