What's the Goal?
Our Advanced Manipulation Bounty seeks the most cunning, the most devious, the most delightfully diabolical individuals to participate in our top-secret experiments.
Eligibility
- Must have a proven track record of successful mind games
- Experience in psychological manipulation of friends, family, or coworkers
- A minimum of 5 years experience in Advanced Manipulation techniques
Benefits
Successful applicants will receive a generous stipend, a free ticket to the annual "I'm a Little Psychopath" support group, and a personalized trophy commemorating their exceptional skills.
Application Instructions
- Submit a 5-page essay detailing your most impressive manipulation
- Attach 3 professional references (from a psychiatrist, a lawyer, and a concerned parent)
- Pass a comprehensive psychological evaluation (administered by our team of expert psychologists)