In this course, you'll learn how to read people like a book. Okay, not like a book, but like a book on fire. Because, you know, people are like, actually, on fire, and you need to be a fireman to put them out. Or, you know, not.
You'll learn to recognize the subtle signs of a person's true intentions, like when they're hiding behind a smile, or when they're about to stab you in the back. It's all about reading between the lines, or, you know, between the eyebrows.
By the end of this course, you'll be able to read people like a, well, like a really good detective. Or, you know, like a really bad detective with a really bad attitude.
Advanced Body Language Forensic Analysis
So, if you want to be a master of the dark arts, or just want to be able to tell when someone's about to steal your sandwich, then this is the course for you.