The Art of Pretentiousness: A Guide to Using Sarcasm with Finesse

Welcome, dear reader, to the most comprehensive guide on the art of using sarcasm with the finesse of a velvet-gloved ninja. Within these hallowed pages, you'll learn the intricacies of verbal jujitsu, the delicate dance of backhanded compliments, and the subtle art of makingประกments that would put the Marquis de Sade to shame.

The Fundamentals

Understanding the Art of Said-Nothing: The art of saying nothing while saying everything.
Pretentious Sarcasm as a Form of Self-Defense: When the only way to get out of a conversationประก is to turn the tables on the other guy.
Pretentious Sarcasm in the Workplace: Because who needs actual human interaction, anyway?The Fine Art of Being Insulting without Being Offensive: A delicate balancing act, much like a tightrope walker with a bad back.