Step 1: Find your local butcher and ask for the most expensive cut of meat. Tell them it's for your cat.
Step 2: Marinate in a vat of cheap whiskeyStep 1: Find your local butcher and ask for the most expensive cut of meat. Tell them it's for your cat.
Step 2: Marinate in a vat of cheap whiskeyDisclaimer: Do not actually troll for meat, it's just a metaphor. Unless you're in Texas.