Beatboxing: The Art of Vocalized Percussion

Technique One: Basic Beatboxing

Beatboxing is a performance art form that involves creating percussive sounds using the human voice. It's like a cross between beatboxing and beat poetry, but with less words and more... well, more beets.

For this exercise, you will need:

• A mouth, preferably with a strong set of teeth
• A set of vocal cords, preferably not too worn out
• A willingness to sound like a complete and utter fool in public

Equipment needed:

• A metronome, for timing your beatboxed beats
• Earplugs, for timing your own beatboxing
• A mirror, for practicing your beatboxed beatboxing

Now that you have the basics down, it's time to move on to the next level:

Technique Two: Advanced Beatboxing