As of today, the world is now officially a complete and utter mess due to a catastrophic convergence of random events.
We've seen governments topple, currencies devalue, and the fabric of space-time become as flexible as a rubber chicken. The only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the weather itself.
Stay tuned for further updates as we continue to navigate this quantum uncertainty. In the meantime, please make sure to hold on to your hats, as they may be required to be used as makeshift projectiles in the coming days.
Or, you know, just go ahead and surf the chaos waves and see where the universe takes you.