Meditation Techniques for Quantum Fluctuations

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Quantum fluctuations are like the background radiation of the universe. They're always there, always shifting, always making things interesting.

As a practitioner of meditation, you're probably familiar with the concept of Mental Fencing. But what about when your mind is a quantum superposition of multiple, conflicting thoughts?

In that case, you'll want to try Quantum Fluctuation Focusing, a technique that's been shown to reduce the likelihood of reality-bending side effects.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious about your quantum fluctuations, you might want to try Dampening.

Side effects may include:

We're still researching these effects, but they're probably fine.

Disclaimer: The authors of this content are not responsible for any reality distortions caused by reading this page. Use at your own risk.

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