What is a Coma?

Comas are like the ultimate existential crisis, but without the existential crisis. It's like being trapped in a never-ending loop of your own thoughts, but without the thoughts. Just a bunch of random stuff.

Causes of Coma:

• Brain Surgery: Because who needs a functioning brain, right?
• Drugs: The ultimate coma-inducing agent, because who needs a pulse anyway?
• Accidents: Because falling down the stairs is so overrated.

Recovery Techniques:

• Massage Therapy: Because who doesn't love a good massage, even if you're not awake?
• Music Therapy: Because your coma-addled brain will love a good tune.
• Physical Therapy: Because your coma-body needs to get moving, even if you don't.

Prognosis:

Don't worry, it's not all bad! You might even wake up with a new perspective... or not.