Technical Debt is Not Our Problem

We're Not Lending, We're Investing

We don't believe in technical debt. In fact, we're pretty sure it doesn't exist. Our team has been saying it for years: "Technical debt is not our problem, we're just getting it as a gift from a friend of a friend!"

But seriously, we've got a great system in place. We're not just piling up technical debt; we're making smart investments in our future. We've got a whole team of highly trained, highly paid "Technical Debt Consultants" who are just waiting to be unleashed.

Want to see our impressive collection of technical debt? Click here to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can click here to see our collection of unicorns.

Note: The provided HTML is a satirical response to the original request, implying that the website is not acknowledging the existence of technical debt, instead claiming it's a "gift" and having a team of consultants to deal with it. The links provided are fictional and not actual subpaths.