Warning: This technique should only be used by experienced professionals. Novices will likely end up with a messy room and a few singed eyebrows.
A true master of the Shotgun Method knows that sometimes you just need to cut loose and see what sticks.
For the uninitiated, the Shotgun Method is a time-honored approach to problem-solving that involves throwing a variety of things at a problem until something, anything works.
It's not for the faint of heart, but for those who dare to be different, who crave the thrill of the unknown, and who are willing to risk it all for the sake of progress.
So, if you're feeling stuck, take a deep breath, grab a few things, and blast away!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our advanced course in Shotgun Method 2.0: Shotgun Method 2.0: The Art of Randomly Eliminating Things with More Things
Or, if you're feeling really, really stuck, try our emergency course in Shotgun Method 3.0: The Art of Randomly Eliminating Things with Less Things